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whispered by eye sister on May 5th 2024
Vib-Ribbon: A PlayStatic Communist Slingshot (Computer Love)
Quivering vertices are biased towards a fantasy
It has always been my personal and individual belief that games are no child's play. They corrupt the mind, but not in a pleasant propagandistic sort of a way—the time for that is long over and done with, old timer. No, we're dealing with a more psychedelic brand of virus.
The game I'm quite obviously referring to is Vib-Ribbon. I know it sounds like a frog, but bear with me here. It's a game about a frog, indeed, but within it are Bresenham's finest polygons. It nails all the acclaimed basics: white, scared, empty, and ready to mingle. Take it or leave it, boys.
The reason I'm pointing a finger at this particular view is because I've recently found myself very interested in the art of clear and concise manipulation via sensual game design. I'd like to go into exactly why this is perfectly normal. alrigt let's cut the
The Communist Manifesto
I did have a Book as a tiny girl of reason that had all the essentials on how games D oit all.it was about the THEORY OF FUN. In it, the Kind Author explained many things,of which only one interested me or infact registered to me at all: GAMES ARE SEX. You need to understand this simple point. Dont worry Il'l go into exactly why this is not cancellable.
It's because capitalism has done it again. As old Maximus liked to say, sex sells, verily. So to counter that, we need to make a game that IS NOT sex. It's about fear. It's about the void. It's about spikes. The japanese girl cheers you ON, dude. Are you seriously not letting her? That's not sex. It's nothing. And that's the most communist act on this bright blue Earth.
I mean I'm not gonna be pretentious or anything and suggest that Vib-Ribbon is the first ever game that Is NOT sex. because that would just be me when i lie. (im not sex, it's thec ommunity). But do consider this before you flaunt your hot takes in my direction. i will certainly be "considering" the god damned block button . vib-ribbon INVENTED the revolutionary game. to hell with these "AAAA," this Haunted Game already knew it all before you goons.
Code Is Written, Not Touched
Clearly we have solved this. BLUNT IN HAND, heart in mind, soul in side, we have to face the facts, guys. Code is a form of love. This is problematic..We have spent so long trying to distance ourselves as far as possible from SEX AND MONEY that we ended up alone on the computer writing about cocking sucking Vib-Ribbon. And that is NOT even a verb? That's okay. We can still solve programming.
First we need to think about what code even is. How could I ever explain this to you? It's not like you've ever seen it before,yourself. Let me draw a quick parallel between you and the computer. Imagine being alone and unloved. Imagine feeling like a pithless tower of gold. Look no further! We have a full list of instructions, and they lead directly TO the winning numbers. Don't you all wish you had that kind of support? Well, now you still can't have it. But you can give it to the computer. And when all is said and done, this will be all you have. This is what we call Chemical Romance.
So, code is love, love is sex, sex is engineering, engineering is horror, horror is everything, stop right there, everything is capitalism. We know this, right? It's elementary school, my dearest Wattpad number one. Youd know about that. AS we ave established, capitalism is a drug. Violence, in other wrods. how do we get rid of it without pulling the skin out from under society's feet? programing i mean. I also happen tohave a solution, no need to thank me. (thank me ill do anything or anyone please))
THE SOLUTION IS VIBRATION
Vib-Ribbon proves one thing and one thing only. To fix your game, to truly detach it from the disgusting hogs running the world like a hamster vehicle, you must make it TREMBLE AT YOUR WORD and HONOR YOUR COMMANDS. I know, man, I know it sounds and feels hard, I know it's positively throbbing, but we will never have a revolution with theta cowards like you ruining our odds. Hear me, comrades, and heed my warning.
But like, its fine. im not gonna judge you or anything if you don't. it's just that I find it morally reprehensible not to—irrefutably evil, some might say. But i can't justdge you. Not in public. I'll apologize to you right this second if you feel that I'm in any way holier than you; it's only fleeting, you'll see.
The timestep is counting on you.!
Insurrection
I felt what I felt and I said what I said. But feel free to make like a tree and MOVE OUT, soldier. See you never. I'm gonna be smoking some serious PASTE if you know what I mean,while you POSERS,still think metal is cool. growling is not for the dark of heart, Jodie. I keep telling you. you can't borrow my hello Kitty eraser head.
throw me into coffee if you feelt that it was in line with what you might expect on an interview in the industry. Im in need of some CONTACTS, babe.
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